1. Gay-dar
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Blue eyes?? Could he be anymore obvious?! Those gays are so damn flamboyant.
2. Use Protection
No stupid! Only if you got pregnant while you were in your moms belly. Everyone knows that.
3. MMM.. Fart!
There's no escaping the smell of years of farts from a woman who lives off of Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos.
4. Toot it 'n Boot it
"I'm on a rotten garbage only diet to lose weight for you!!!! You never appreciate me."
5. Not Funny
Maybe you should contact the chair fart lady or rotten garbage butt?
6. 99 Problems
My thoughts exactly. Can a girl get some dialogue? It kinda feels like porn without it...
7. How?!
And what about that hole underneath it's tail? Is that a third eye or something?
8. Damn Commies
Typical Georegian. Doesn't know that you need special goggles to see Rusian tanks. Dumb ass.
9. The Teen Mom Genius
Kids these days are so fancy. I just did it the old fashion way and made my rich, cool 17 year old a viagra and rufilin cocktail.
10. Worse than getting coal
"Santa is so unforgiving. It's like one little shit stain and you're on the naughty list?? I forgot I wasn't wearing my diaper! People make mistakes..."
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